Each Pokemon is attention-grabbing and price speaking about. I don’t play a ton of Pokemon, however I do benefit from the universe and I like studying extra in regards to the creatures in it. So, Right here’s One other Pokemon! It’s Camerupt!
Common Peak: 6′ 03″
Common Weight: 485.0 lbs.
First Added In Technology III
Do you keep in mind the film Anger Management? In all probability not. It was a meh comedy from 2003 starring Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson. Nonetheless, you would possibly keep in mind the 2012 FX collection primarily based on the film starring Charlie Sheen. I keep in mind it and never as a result of it was good or humorous, however as a result of FX agreed to a wild deal the place if the first 10 episodes had been profitable, the community would order 90 extra. That occurred after which for almost a yr the present’s rankings died and FX simply needed to maintain supporting it till it aired 100 episodes. It’s all weird.
Anyway, this week’s Pokemon is Camerupt and it might use some anger administration. However not the present or film, precise anger administration. It is because when it will get mad the volcanoes situated on its physique erupt and spew dangerously sizzling lava in all places.
Camerupt is a kind of Pokemon that simply actually boggles my thoughts. How does this work? Based on Bulbapedia, the magma inside this funky, firey camel clocks in on the extremely high temperature of 18,000 °F (10,000 °C). That’s almost as sizzling as a McDonald’s espresso! YOWZA! (Sorry, I’m training some materials for some stand-up units I’m doing subsequent month.) However actually, this magma is sizzling sufficient to soften metal and different metals, and it simply sloshes round inside Camerupt’s stomach with out killing it within the course of? I do know Pokemon are bizarre and stuff, however I nonetheless discover myself confused by all of it.
It’s mentioned that Camerupt can turn into uncontrollably upset whether it is hit within the face and, yeah… truthful. If somebody simply clocked me within the face, I’d be mad for some time. Assuming I wasn’t knocked out chilly. I wouldn’t spew sizzling lava round me and probably kill folks and destroy properties, however I’d perhaps, I don’t know, punch a wall or swear loads, very loudly. Shit, perhaps I want anger administration. Not remedy, the present.
- Don’t fear. I’m not hiding out in that tree waiting for Talonflames. They filed a restraining order on me after I yelled from the tree that they’re forest-fire-starting bastards. Shit, perhaps I do want anger administration…
- One Pokedex entry for Camerupt mentions this disturbing visible picture. “The humps on Camerupt’s again are shaped by a change of its bones.” So these volcanoes are… bone holes? Gross.
- Sure, this Pokemon “spews” sizzling liquid out of orifices I simply known as “BONE holes” and is known as CAMErupt. We’re all mature sufficient to not make any jokes about this, I assume. I ASSUME.
Finest Remark From Final Week
Don’t suppose I wouldn’t discover that intercourse toy thrown in there, Zach. . .
I’ll want a full-length investigative report on the connection between Heatmor and that intercourse toy that appears much like Heatmor.
You discovered my Easter egg! You’ll be able to learn extra about Heatmor and intercourse toys on this very web site. (I’ve ruined Kotaku. I’m sorry.)